What’s cooler than sipping bubbles this holiday season? Chopping the god damn bottle open, duh! While all you’re friends are mundanely popping corks, you get to be the cool cat slashing it open with cold steel. This G.H. Mumm gift box ($850) includes a specially designed sword by Patrick Jouin that will do just the trick. The curved handle is wrapped in red stitched leather, perfect for keeping a tight grip during a particularly effervescent soiree.
In case you are unaware of how badass sabering Champagne really is, check out Harry Constantinescu attempt to break the Guiness world record of 21 sabred bottles set by Andre Saint Jacques back in ’06 (also see Dale Cruse call him a wuss.)


