I corralled some links for you kids, go waste some time.
How to Use a Wine Key Like a Pro on Serious About Wine – It seems like second nature to me, but a lot of people just can’t use a wine key, period, much less properly. Well, here you go, kids, a five step plan to happy drinking.
Taittinger: Viagra is our biggest threat on Decanter.com – Despite the blitzkrieg campaign Champagne has waged against “American Champagne” recently, Taittinger says Viagra is actually their bigger worry. Is it just me, or does this sound more desperate than Obama assuring us the government is doing all it can to remedy the oil spill?
I can't wait 'till this shit shows up at my 7/11
Binge Drinking Leads to Multiple Sex Partners on The Gray Market Report – As if the last link couldn’t be any crazier, some researchers actually thought it was worth their time to empirically prove that lots of booze leads to more sex. Geezus. I knew researchers had no life, but…
8 Secrets About Organic Wine on Huffington Post – A little clarification of what is and is not Organic in reference to wine. It really just a bunch of marketing bullshit (that was slide 9.)
A Thought Experiment on Jamie Goode’s Wine Blog – What if you could synthesize the perfect wine? What would change? Is wine anything more than chemical compounds reacting with our senses? Go.
And for your viewing pleasure, Feist makes you tremble in her greatness:
