Last night was fun. I had fun, at least. I was also a complete asshole, and I hope none of you assholes were fact checking my bullshit. Like when I called Valdobbiadene a D.O.C. when it is in fact, a D.O.C.G. Or when I corrected Jess’ perfectly acceptable pronunciation of Auslese. Or how about when I lauded my “photogenic” memory?

I mean, seriously. Who does that? This guy, apparently.

So apart from rearranging the world’s geography (Ghana, East Africa? Dear God.) and being otherwise completely clueless, hopefully it was entertaining if not educational. Because I’m all about educationalizing our youths. Check out the video below and please assure me I wasn’t as big of an asshole as I was.