Wine Guides

Steven Seagal Tastes Wine

Steven Seagal, action hero and reincarnated Buddhist monk, instructs us poor infidels in how to open a bottle of wine. Simi Chardonnay? Why, I think I may! “Opening a bottle of wine is as easy as…whistling.” See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Wine for the Confused

Wine for the Confused

John Cleese, famed member of Monty Python, hosts this entertaining documentary on wine. At the beginning, he offers this hilariously self-aware meta-narrative on why he, of all people, is talking about wine: “The reason that they asked me is that I am a celebrity. And if you are a celebrity you can present t.v. programs...

Wine Tasting Hell

It’s December, time for some good ol’ end of the year nostalgia… The year was 2005, and I spent much of it exploring the newly acquired privileges that twenty-one years of age provides in the U.S.A. I also bought the season 1 DVD set for Da Ali G Show, which was pretty much what I...

how to find (good) cheap wine

there are thousands of wine choices in the $20 and under range, and a few hundred are worth the price of admission (that’s in no way an exact number.) so unless you just enjoy buying swill on a regular basis, you’ve probably wondered how you can can find wine that you can afford, but also...

French! French.

if you’re like me, you love french wine, but you despise the way the language defies every pronunciation you’ve ever conceived and simultaneously makes you feel like an absolute dolt for even thinking of approaching it’s challenge. hope is in sight for the rest of us. i randomly stumbled onto forvo.com, a wiki-style pronunciation guide...