Snobbery is for Fascists (Which Means Nazis)
I know what it’s like to spend a solid hour piss ass drunk debating about whether U2 is or is not a band that is cashing in on a magnificent decade or so of tunes. Snobbery, it’s the social credit card small frizzy haired wanna-be punk middle class kids from Central Georgia whip out like...
Kanye Decants His Champagne
The first time I remember caring about Kanye West was on the Ellen Show, dressed in white shutter shades raping beside an armchair to a track of Stronger. I dismissed it as a clever Daft Punk rip-off. Little did I realize that in just a few months I would be claiming College Droupout is one of...
Disappointment With Wine
At 19-20 dollars a bottle, there was no way in the great green earth fashioned by HaShem that I’d ever spend that kind of money on this horrid wine. Rosé is usually a crisp, thirst-quenching burst of fresh fruit and floral notes, and depending on where it’s from, maybe some herby or gamey notes, too. But this...
An Ode to Pabst Blue Ribbon
I don’t read food blogs, but I doubt anyone has ever written an ode to toothpaste, despite the fact that this mundane product is an essential aspect of the long-term continuity of their craft. Frankly, nation, I find this a travesty of Holocaustic proportions. It’s the simple things in life that make this horrid journey...
Badass Sake Decanter
Found this in a hole-in the wall, but completely awesome Thai restaurant in the suburbs a couple days ago. We ordered a sparkling sake and out came this hot little piece of blown-glass action. The blue ice compartment is so badass, I haven’t been this excited about a…never mind. Does anyone know where to find...
