Video: Wine Shelf Collapses
Watch as this poor guy flees for his life from a collapsing shelf of hundreds of bottles of wine. Is this a nightmare, or the best clean-up party ever? You decide:
Jointing a Chicken: A Moment in Vinous Clarity
Today I have the pleasure of providing some meaty content on my friend Joe’s blog, Suburbanwino.com. It’s a post that combines my love for typos, cutting shit up, mangled quotations of Henry David Thoreau, and of course, the Mâcconais. Maybe it’s about a chicken, too. What else could you want? Here’s a teaser: Chickens are...
New Zealand Wine Day at Kenmore Live Studios Chicago
Waitangi Day commemorates an agreement between the British Crown and the native New Zealanders, the Māori. Many modern Māori have protested the celebration because of alleged unfairness in the treaty. But, shoot, the only treaty that I’m aware of that we ever offered the natives here in the Americas was smallpox. But I’m no historian....
Untrodden Grapes: Millennials, Blah, Blah, Blah
There is a lot of talk about “millennials” with the suits. What do they buy!? Don’t they just download everything off bittorrent? Maybe we make a reality show where kids buy our products, in real time! So I though I should give my two cents because I am a “millennial,” according the the stodgy textbook...
Wine Pr0n: An Introductory Essay
Most shower heads release about two and a half gallons of water per minute. I usually take about ten minutes, you know, depending on whether or not I condition my mane, which is in the preliminary stages of ‘fro greatness. I’m doing this because that shit’s impressive. Especially when I’m tasting wine, and people want...
